I saw a peculiar man on the subway today. He looked all tough on the outside. His skin was gruff and dark and he had thick stubble on his face. He had a piercing in the middle of his chin and he wore a leather jacket. And yet, he had the longest, most elegant finger nails I have ever seen. They looked healthy and strong and they were grown out, like how a woman from the upper east side would wear them. Just unpainted. 

Go figure.